I Love My Plate Full edition by Keno Kicease Literature Fiction eBooks
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Keno, is a writer of Erotic Poetry and Short stories inspired by his love for full figured women.
Not only do his words stimulate the mind but intensify the soul.
His inspiration does not stop at just full figure women but his love for all women…
I Love My Plate Full edition by Keno Kicease Literature Fiction eBooks
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I Love My Plate Full edition by Keno Kicease Literature Fiction eBooks Reviews
The multitude of poetry in this book is amazing. I was unable to put the book down, for each poetry were more interesting to read. Keno's wording is superfluous and he definitely has true love and appreciation for all plus-size women. This is a must read book; definitely tell all your plus-size family and friends, chivalry does exist as long as we have true men like Keno Kicease that adores true beauty and pleasure of plus-size women.
Kino Kicease, I Love My Plate Full Erotic Poetry for Full-Figured Women (CreateSpace, 2010)
At least the con doesn't last too long. By the title page, Kicease has changed from "erotic poetry for full-figured women" to "erotic poetry and short mini-stories for and about full-figured women."It should be no surprise when you get to the actual text that what is contained herein bears no resemblance to poetry. What is surprising, and the one point I will give Kino Kicease, is that he doesn't even attempt to make it look like poetry. It is the one bright spot in what is otherwise a miasma of writing that probably wouldn't even cut it at [censored for consumption]. Here I must tend my apologies to readers, since any quotes I could possibly pull from this book will need to be removed before posting there (so it doesn't get redlined). You'll have to trust me on how bad this writing is. The rest of you, sit down.
Kicease's brand of "poetry" reads like a bad urban porn novel with random Rasta shout-outs inserted. He understands some of the basics of punctuation, but obviously never took the advanced class, and is convinced that he is God's (or JAH's, I should say) gift to women, as evidenced in one of the book's funniest pieces, "The Response to Kino Asking for My Number"
"Look at you...you stuck trying to figure out what you are going to say next. You don't want to say anything that's going to mess up your chances of getting my celli number because if you don't get my celli then you can't get to know me....You saying one thing but [censored for consumption]. I mean you sexy as...all get out...and you a dread oh forgive I see the red, gold, and green, you a Rasta huh...."
(as a side note "celli"? Isn't that the plural of "cello"?)
Oh, and I was going to save this tidbit for the end, but it fits with this particular point. Kicease includes a helpful glossary of terms at the beginning of the book. My favorite is [censored for consumption] For real?
Okay, now if you've been following my reviews over the last few years you'll know I used to write porn for cash back in the day. I was in sixth grade and had absolutely no experience with women whatsoever, so it was unintentionally hilarious and really, really badly-written. I had hoped that I had left that period of my life behind me. Then I discovered Kino Kicease. This stuff sounds eerily similar to the kind of crap I was writing back then. (No, I'm not trying to enforce "copyright law", which I don't believe in, I'm just mentioning the similarity between my ineptitude at erotic writing in sixth grade and Kicease's in his forties.) Take, for example, this tidbit from "Remember That Time Part Two".
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(as another side note, there are a lot of "part one" and "part two"s in this book. They seem to coincide with pieces that would have been over one page long had they not been split.)
I mean, come on, do I need to point out everything that's wrong with that passage? It sounds like a how-to manual, ferpetesache. And not one written by an expert, not by any means. Now imagine one hundred twenty-four pages of this. This is a prime example of what I'm talking about, folks, when I say "I read this stuff so you don't have to." It's as bad as T. P. Mina, except that Mina has a sort of naïve brilliance about his work. This is just awful. The worst book I've read this year. In fact, one of the worst I've ever read. (zero)
I should have known when I saw the s***ty cover but I try not to judge a book by the cover. The author may appreciate Big beautiful women but these stories are horrible to say the very least. Worse book of 2016....scratch that this is the worse book I've ever attempted to read.
I can hardly put this marvelous piece of artistry down. I keep it at my treasure chest (nightstand table) and frequently visit its carefully selected expressions of love & erotica for the voluptuous woman. I loved it. It made me feel exquisitely beautiful. I look forward to reading more of his magnificent epitomes mixed with his perspective, passion, and desires in the future. YUM!
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